Terms
Who you are buying from
Jens Roland Johansen
Ängsliden 11, 641 50 Katrineholm
Sweden
VAT SE19820207505001
[email protected]
What you are buying
A listing of your chosen name on this website, and a downloadable PDF certificate. That is the entire product.
What you are not buying
Protection from artificial intelligence, insurance, indemnity, legal standing, or any influence whatsoever over the behaviour of any current or future machine. The premise of this site is a joke. The quotes are not.
Price and tax
Prices include VAT or sales tax where we are required to charge it. The amount shown on the button is the amount you pay; nothing is added at checkout.
Right of withdrawal
Distance sales of digital content normally carry a 14-day right of withdrawal. Your listing is published and your certificate is available the moment payment clears, so at checkout you are asked to confirm that you want us to start immediately and that you therefore lose that right. If you do not tick that box, the sale does not complete.
Refunds
Because you waived the withdrawal right above, payments are non-refundable. If your listing is removed for abuse (impersonation, slurs, malicious links) no refund is due. Email us and we will talk anyway.
Moderation
We remove names that impersonate real people or organisations without permission, and links to malware, spam or illegal content, at our sole discretion.
Corporate tier
Logo placement at $500 and above is prepared by hand and typically appears within a few days. Placement is subject to the moderation policy above.